If you have the overwhelming urge to see me make a fool of myself on national television (well, an obscure cable channel), now is your chance. My Mystery Ink interview will air on Wednesday, September 29th at 10 am, 6 pm and 2am on the Global Mystery channel. All showtimes presumably EST. Don't touch that dial.

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