Three great nations divided by a common language

This is kinda funny, if you ask me, which I'm claiming you just implicitly did by clicking on whatever link brought you here:


Canadian cover of my latest opus.


UK cover. Much the same, except wordier.


US cover. Subtlety? We ain't got no subtlety. We don't need no subtlety. I don't have to show you no steenking subtlety!

(Don't get me wrong. I do like it, in an airbrushed way. But it's funny.)

Comments

Anonymous said…
but what's that black splotch up in the left-hand corner in the UK & Canada versions?
8:42 a.m.
prettygurrly said…
ha, i hadn't even noticed the black splotch up in the left hand corner...'Mericans have to have everything bigger i suppose *sigh*
7:22 p.m.
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